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Hey there handsome...
Yeah you, the one reading this right now. Pull up a chair n get comfy. My name is Megan. Fifty eight years young. That's right, 58 n I ain't ashamed one bit. While the rest of my age group r out there walking their poodles n sipping their herbal tea, I'm over here with a boner... err wait, wrong word. The point is, I'm ready for someone like you to fix it.

About Me
See, I spent about 25 years as the office secretary for this boring old law firm. You have no idea what that does to a woman. I was typing other people's love letters n divorce papers while my own life went to waste. Big tits squeezed under a blazer, red lipstick on for the clients, glasses on so nobody could see me daydreaming about their hands. Everyone at the office thought I was so proper n sensible. Haha. Little secret... I was wetter than a washing machine most afternoons.

Then the old man (my husband, God bless his boring little heart) finally left me. Good riddance!!! Turns out a man who sleeps on his back snoring like a lawnmower for 30 years is just saving his energy for his phone.

So here I am. Free. Fit as a fiddle. N finally ready to let loose.

What You're Getting
Now let me tell you exactly what you're getting...

Look at that photo. Yeah, those r the real deal. No padding, no push ups, just two big heavy naturals that dangle right where your chin should be.
I wear my glasses on purpose, makes me look all innocent n teacherly.
But under that skirt? Just a little red thong n a whole lotta desire.
Those red lips of mine? Been doing way more than just kissing. I can wrap 'em right around your shaft n work it with my tongue till your head spins, or I can just suck you clean while you watch me in the mirror.
I've still got it, love. My hips still turn, my thighs still squeeze, n that little spot of mine? Honey, one look at you in the doorway n I'm already dripping.
I don't dry up like some girls do. I just get better with age, like a good wine. Or a good cum... heh.
Now the part you're really here for
I don't do all that fancy business between my cheeks, no need for it. My front door is plenty inviting. What I do like is the real thing. No silly little rubber, no fussing, no waiting. Just you n me n that sweet warm feeling.

So when you're ready to go, don't hold back. Empty that tank all the way. Load me up nice n full, shoot it right where it belongs, n I'll hold every last drop in. I even like to taste it after. You can imagine my face doing that... n I'll let you do it to my lips if you're feeling generous.

Oh n don't think I just sit there taking it. I ride hard, I grab your balls when I'm getting rowdy, I bite your shoulder, n I talk filthy. I've been saving all that energy for years n I intend to spend every single cent of it on you.

THE PRACTICAL STUFF
Payment

Cash is king of course. I also take PAYID but instant only please. If it says pending or still on its way don't bother me, I need to see it in my account like I need my next glass of wine.
My rates r fair I promise. I'm not trying to make a fortune here, just wanna have a great time, cover my bills, n maybe spoil myself a lil.
You help me out n I'll help you come harder than you've ever come before. Fair trade n all.
Getting in touch

Please please please don't ring me. I hardly ever pick up my phone because my hands r usually... well... occupied. You know what I mean.
So text me! I'll get back to you the first second I'm not busy. Like when I don't have a nice long cock in my mouth or a tongue working my business down there. But honestly between us? That's rare these days.
Oh n one more thing. I don't really check the SecretHostess messages much, so a text is always your best bet.
So what are you waiting for, handsome?
My sheets r made, my wine is open, n my legs are wide. Come find out why they call me the naughty one.

— Megan